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The Perfect Stallion is a song sung by Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle from "Hearts and Hooves Day", the Valentines Day-themed episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic!.

LyricsEdit

Sweetie Belle: Cheerilee is sweet and kind,
She's the best teacher we could hope for.
The perfect stallion you and I must find
One to really make her heart soar.
But...
This one's too young,
This one's too old.
He clearly has a terrible cold.
Hay Fever: Achoo!
Apple Bloom: This guy's too silly.
He's way too uptight.
Persnickety: I say!
Sweetie Belle: Well, nothing's wrong with this one,
He seems alright...
Scootaloo: His girlfriend sure thinks so.
Sweetie Belle: How 'bout this one?
Apple Bloom: He's much too flashy.
Scootaloo: He might do!
Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: If he weren't so splashy!
Apple Bloom: Too short.
Sweetie Belle: Too tall.
Apple Bloom: Too clean.
Scootaloo: Too smelly.
Sweetie Belle': Too strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly.
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [sigh]
Apple Bloom: I don't think that we're mistaken
It seems all the good ones are taken.
Sweetie Belle: I really feel that at this rate,
We'll never find the perfect date.
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: Don't wanna quit and give up hope!
Scootaloo: Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?
Sweetie Belle: Oh please, oh please oh please say-
Big McIntosh: Nope.
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [gasp]
Sweetie Belle: We did it girls,
We've found the one,
Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter!
Apple Bloom: Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. Are you talking about my brother?

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