The Perfect Stallion is a song sung by Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle from "Hearts and Hooves Day", the Valentines Day-themed episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic!.
Lyrics
- Sweetie Belle: Cheerilee is sweet and kind,
- She's the best teacher we could hope for.
- The perfect stallion you and I must find
- One to really make her heart soar.
- But...
- This one's too young,
- This one's too old.
- He clearly has a terrible cold.
- Hay Fever: Achoo!
- Apple Bloom: This guy's too silly.
- He's way too uptight.
- Persnickety: I say!
- Sweetie Belle: Well, nothing's wrong with this one,
- He seems alright...
- Scootaloo: His girlfriend sure thinks so.
- Sweetie Belle: How 'bout this one?
- Apple Bloom: He's much too flashy.
- Scootaloo: He might do!
- Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: If he weren't so splashy!
- Apple Bloom: Too short.
- Sweetie Belle: Too tall.
- Apple Bloom: Too clean.
- Scootaloo: Too smelly.
- Sweetie Belle': Too strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly.
- Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [sigh]
- Apple Bloom: I don't think that we're mistaken
- It seems all the good ones are taken.
- Sweetie Belle: I really feel that at this rate,
- We'll never find the perfect date.
- Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: Don't wanna quit and give up hope!
- Scootaloo: Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?
- Sweetie Belle: Oh please, oh please oh please say-
- Big McIntosh: Nope.
- Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [gasp]
- Sweetie Belle: We did it girls,
- We've found the one,
- Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter!
- Apple Bloom: Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. Are you talking about my brother?